‘You don’t actually get over things… you incorporate them. They become part of everything you are. I don’t mean that you walk about crying all the time. But you change.’
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
Wow. Okay. (Bc I’m literally so angry I’m at a complete loss for words)
This is old news to anybody that has looked at any US passport issued in the last seven years, but I just got my renewed book in the mail today and I started laughing as soon as I opened the cover because honestly look at this magnificent beast. CAN I HANDLE THIS MUCH PATRIOTISM AT ONCE? IS IT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?
I don’t usually consider myself very American except by law, but mannnn. Going to throw out all my clothes and replace them with smocks made from the star-spangled banner, excuse me
Oh man, I always show off my American Passport to friends. Like most countries have pretty plain passports, BUT NOT AMERICA. The back of the passport has the FUCKING MOON on it! That’s right, we put the mooon on our passport.
The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.
Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS